Thursday, November 27, 2014

Introduction!

So this is my little sim Noelle. She is my second victim to a 100 baby challenge, so she'll have to get a 100 babies with a 100 (unless she get twins or triplets) fathers. 
She moved into a house in Riverview, and found out that a meteor had crashed in her garden.


Here's a little close-up of Noelle.
Where she makes a beautiful face.
Good first impression.

Well I hope THIS is a better first impression because I've got this AWESOME BIKE!
However is Noelle on her way to the town to find some good looking men (or just men) for my challenge.


Noelle: Hmm... maybe I can find some people who I can bite here....

Noelle: BWAAAHH!!! THIS TREE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE?!! IT'S LIKE 45 INCHES TO FAR TO THE LEFT COMPARED TO ALL THE OTHER TREES!!!!!

I didn't find anyone in the park, so I sent Noelle to some Alchemy Store. The first thing she did was to play with the open fire.

Woah Noelle, don't burn yourself. You'll only complain later.

Noelle: I'm too good for burning myself, tehe..

Well that person in the background sure is happy.

WELL I COULDN'T FIND ANYONE! Until I sent her to another park, where she started to harvest the vegetables. But then a cute little brunette walked past.
FINALLY!
And the guy were (of course) a teenager.
Dallas Shallow (as the little boy were named): I heard you're new in town! It's a small town, we all know eachothers here.
Noelle: Oh.. well that's not creepy at all... Call me when you're a full grown man, ok?

WELL HELLO THERE NON-TEENAGER SIM!
Even though he's old.
BUT HE'S FINE!

Old man (Kurt Shallow, WHAT HE'S DALLAS FATHER?): Hi! I like ghosts!
Noelle: Oh, you'll make a great father to my first kid. Come have woohoo with me, and then you can just go die somewhere and become that ghost, since I don't need you anymore. 

Old man: *totally ignores what she said* I heard someone new moved into town. Have you seen anyone?
Noelle: hmm have I got a trash can at home?

Noelle: Would you like to come over to my place for some tea?
Old man: Oh yeah that sounds great, thanks!

Old man: My parents lived in this house. They died just a few weeks ago.
Noelle: Oh, I so had to know that... That explains the smell of old people.

Old man: Mwwahahaha maybe I can sell this window to make some money.


 The old man god grumpy since he didn't get any tea, so he went home.
Noelle: Please no! Come back! You can get the window! Or just money, just woohoo with me!

 Noelle: Oh I have a trash can! Good!

Since all of her house is "destroyed" from the meteor, she had to clean her house.

 I didn't give up my search for the first father, so I sent her to the gym.

 Well hello there, musuclar guy.

 Guy with muscles: I LOVE TRAINING!
Noelle: You want to gimme a baby?

 Guy with muscles: WHAT? Nonono! UGH! I've got a wife you know!!!
 Noelle: Ah, doesn't matter then, I already see another guy.

 Noelle: Wait wasn't there a training-thingy here a second ago?
Second Old Man: *whistles*

 She went to the bathroom and switched to these clothes. What? Why? I never picked those...

 What? She switched back. Noelle??? WHAT?

 Noelle: Hm. Time for some sleep I think.
YEAH! Don't know if the Riverview inhabitants are going to like your werewolf self.

 I sent her home to spend the first night in her bed. Day 1, babies: 0. Woohoo-victims: 0.

 The next day I invited the second old man to the Summer Festival. 
Flat Broke (as his name is): Well you look rather funny...
Noelle: Don't worry! *grunt* I only want one baby! Then I'll let you go!

 Flat Broke: A baby you said? Well YEAH!!!

 Luckily I planned it all and placed a LLAMA outside the Summer Festival.
Flat Broke: What if I'll get sent into space with that thing.

 Noelle: WHAT IS THIS?! HAIL?

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 After a fun and rainy day at the Summer Festival, I finally sent her home. Now I'll just have to entertain her and myself until the baby is born.

 Look at her cute little picture!

 Lalalaalaa doing nothing lalalaaaaaa...

 Noelle: I dreamt I moved into a new house, AND HERE I WAKE UP! IN A NEW HOUSE!

 Noelle: BLUURGH WHAT IS THIS NAUSEA!

 Noelle: Nah forget about that, let's make waffles instead!

 Woah, I was hoping she'd burn them.

 I went to the same park as before just to find two ladies fighting over a lounger.

 I've earned no money so far.

 FIRST BABY ON ITS WAY!

 Next: -> Library to socialize.

 Noelle: Well hello there, you grow up so I can get a blonde baby.

 I signed her up for Online Dating.
She changed like 3 of her traits to something like flirty and great kisser and stuff.

 Well this is my little garden! And since it's full moon today, I had to sell stuff to afford a fence. Because plant-eating zombies.

 Toilet jokes. Always. In all of my families. There's always stuff about toilets.

 WHAT IS THIS?! I SOLD A FREAKING WINDOW JUST SO I COULD AFFORD A FENCE. AND THEN THERE'S A ZOMBIE HERE EATING MY LETTUCE ANYWAY!!!!

 AND WHY IS SHE ONLY WEARING THAT!?

 Noelle: EXCUSE ME MA'AM BUT THATS MY LETTUCE AND IT WAS VERY HARD TO GET SO I'D APPRECIATE IF YOU'D LEAVE IT ALONE!
Zombie: OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!

 This is my pregnant sim, watering my flowers in her underwear.

 Paperboy: Oh gawd I want muscles.

 Paperboy: This woman's got no muscles. Only a fat belly.
Noelle: GIMMEH YOUR PAPER AND LEAVE LIL BOY!